Exaggerate
Exaggerate: (Verb) Represent something as being better, or worse than it really is.Remember a few weeks ago when everyone was buzzing over Jessica Simpson alleging that she had been "abused" in regards to a song she wrote about a woman being abused?
“I don’t want to talk about (what happened), but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”
Yeah. We didn't touch that one. But now, turns out the so-called "abuse" was just high school bullying. Which, to be fair, is almost as bad as domestic abuse.
“Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her,” a source told the Enquirer. “Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her.” (Source)
God, poor Jessica. I thought I had it bad growing up, but all I had to deal with was being the weird, pigeon-toed kid who nobody liked. If only I had known what it was like to be cursed with a prematurely huge rack, I probably wouldn't have felt so bad about myself that time when a couple of mean boys tied my shoelaces to my chair-desk and pushed it over. Instead, they could have been gawking at my boobs and asking me out. I shudder to think.
Poor little Sad Boobs McGee with her football star boyfriend:
hmm... a campaign of terror centered around boobs? The only image that comes to mind is Aretha in flash mode.
Now how about a song, Jess, about how your boobs are a beacon of hope in the countryside of Texas? Can your boobs play the kazoo?
"but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her."
WTF? She's not fight terrorists for goodness sake!
A campaign of terror that only ended when she and her dad figured out how to make money off of her premature development.
They said the GIRLS bullied her. Because they were jealous of her boobs, and the fact that the guys were creepily interested.
I have been there, I was victimised by girl bullies who made me senior year hellish.
You can laugh at Jessica if you want, but you probably weren't called a whore by every other girl in school, simply because they were jealous of your rack.
They probably bullied her b/c she was a twat and she told herself they were jus' jellus.