David Hasselhoff apparently unfamiliar with the term "ironic foreshadowing." (Seriously? OMG!)

Adnan gets his ad-nass whooped. (The Blemish)

Sienna Miller has a self-inflicted wardrobe malfunction. Again. (Yeeeah!)

Check out Death Cab for Cutie's new video for "I Will Possess Your Heart." (Buzzworthy)

Dr. Phil: now even more of a piece of shit! (bailing_out_ringleader_of_teen_beating_case/">Celebitchy)

Pete Doherty makes for kind of an attractive woman. (Agent Bedhead)

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant? By who?! Not that Nancy Boy she's marrying, I hope. (Celebslam)

Pink wears a cute polka-dotted bikini which had the misfortune of being chosen by Pink. (Popoholic)

"Smart People is neither worth watching, nor worth avoiding." In other words, look for it on basic cable next year! (Pajiba)