Swimming Pool
A very wise man -- errr, Joe Rogan's character from "Newsradio" -- once said:
"Dude, you can’t take something off the Internet... That’s like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool."
Hear that, Tom Cruise and Church of Scientology? No matter how much you whine, copyright-infringement">threaten, or stomp your feet -- your videos are spreading faster than crabs in a nudist colony, and everybody is gonna see for themselves what a bunch of fucking fruitcakes you are. Congratulations. I can't think of a more deserving cult.
Update: The video I posted got yanked so here is another one. See? Much like the law, you can't fight the internet.
Swimming Pool: An artificial pool for swimming in -- or, in this instance, a euphemism for the internet.
Hee...you said pee.
I was so tempted to go in the Scientology temple or whatever the fuck in Sydney. I was passing near it and I just wanted to go in and laugh at them, but then I realise you should never fuck around with people who pray to aliens. And admit it. In public. Seriously.
Damnit, video's gone already. I feel like that scene in the Simpsons where Lisa is chasing after the bundle of money that Mr. Burns is dragging on a string as he drives off with it.
I took the Scientology test years ago, and then when they asked for my address, I put the address of the main facility in Los Angeles, and my e-mail as SpongeLRonSquarePants@yahoo.com. It was awesome
Okay, I can can understand all of the words that little Tommy's saying, yet I don't know what in the fuck he's talking about.
And all that talk about 'helping' people? Okay, yeah, fucking do that shit! Help 'em up. Be world heroes! Sure, yeah, but where's the help? Talking is so much fun.
I'm kidding, of-course, no one wants that kind of help.
'Hey, we know what you need, and we are willing to help you. What need from you in return for our aid, is your promise that, you won't ask questions, and you give us your bank account information.'
way to go stace! you got something pulled off your site! This is the big time.
btw. I DID get to see the video before it was pulled, and it was fantastic! totally surpassed my expectations