Steven Tyler has confirmed he checked into rehab earlier this month, but, contrary to speculation, the rocker says he was there to aid his recovery from a series of surgeries on his feet. "The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I'd anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. (Source)
I was at the club the other night, down at Life, chilling at the club. I'm chilling with this girl. She was dancing. It was about 1 a.m. I'm talking to her, and realized she had two kids at home. I don't mind the two kids at home, that's all good. But l'm like, ‘What the fuck are you doing in a club... at 1 a.m. in the fucking morning. On a Wednesday night? What the fuck are you doing here?'You hear that, Christina? Your kid or your groove.
Is it your birthday?
Did you get a raise?
Well, you got to get the fuck out. You go. I'm kicking you the fuck out. Yes, bye! Go take care of them kids before they rob me in 15 years. You got to get your kid on or your groove on. You can't get both on at the same time. I'm tired of this shit.
Idol Clay Aiken's producer is pregnant with his child, TMZ.com reports. Jaymes Foster (who is reportedly in her late 40s) was artificial inseminated with the 29-year-old singer's sperm, according to the report.
Aiken lives with Foster - described as his "best friend" - when he's in L.A. and plans to be involved with parenting their child.
"I'm ready to marry Spencer," the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. "He's my soulmate." What changed? On-and-off beau Spencer Pratt convinced her to plan their wedding again during a secret make-or-break getaway to Mexico.
"Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife,'" says Pratt.
"I didn't go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse. I went there for depression ... depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about."Uh huh. Is "depression" a new drink I haven't heard about? One of those cute blue numbers with an umbrella, a little straw, and about 120 proof? Cause I don't recall seeing a lot of pictures of Dunst crying into her beer -- she couldn't keep the fucking glass full long enough to cry into it. Maybe that's what I'll start calling it when, after a night of heavy drinking, I wake up in the morning with a head that pounds like Ron Jeremy's headboard, a mouth dryer than Sharon Stone's hoo-hah, and no will to live: Depression! You think I can get the day off of work for that?
Black Gold (premiering June 18 on truTV) takes viewers inside the race to find oil in Texas. And while Rooster does not work on an oil rig, he supplies the pipes for the drills, which typically go down 10,000 feet below the earth’s surface. That’s a lot of pipe. (Source)
"I don't know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves... As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight." (Source)
"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold," Richards said. "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.
Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."
Woo Woo (Exclamation) The sound a train makes as it travels toward Georgia, around midnight.
Hmph. Who knew? For those who don't watch "American Idol," here's a clip actually worth watching from the show -- Robert Downey, Jr. as a Pip! I'm there (even if it also means subjecting yourself to the hilariously unfunny stylings of Ben Stiller). Woo Woo. And for Jack Black, it's the coolest thing he's done since "Sexual Healing," in High Fidelity. I mean, really: What's cooler than being a Pip?
Nothing. That's what.
Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.
Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds. (Source)
But after the on-again, off-again lovebirds broke up this month for the second time, Wilson merely headed straight for a Philadelphia strip club last Thursday and partied with a topless Hudson look-alike.
"He spent 4 1/2 hours at Rick's Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood," one spy said. "He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill." (Source)
Johansson demanded her own exclusive make-up consultant at a cost of 5,000 Euros a day, which was felt a tad too much for a four day trip where looking after the star's tresses and powdering her nose would cost a total of 20,000 Euros.
Then there was the problem over an hotel. The film's director and his leading ladies were delighted to be staying in the centre of Cannes to make it easier for them to attend screenings, public events and to do interviews for TV and press. Johansson wanted to be at an hotel way out in the sticks, some 25 to 30 miles away.
"Also, I think, while Woody's terribly fond of Scarlett, he was a little upset that she wasn't being a team player", an executive connected to the film told the Daily Mail. (Source)
Simpson, who sources say is pregnant with the couple's first child, and Wentz, the bassist for Fall Out Boy, have been linked since the fall of 2006, when they were spotted kissing at a New York nightclub. They announced their engagement last month.
This is the first marriage for both.
Fran Drescher will be co-starring with Rosie O’Donnell in a new television show, the details of which are still under wraps, but O’Donnell says it will be about three best friends. (Source)
“Jennie is already on board for the series and we have been in touch about it. I would love to see our characters Kelly and Donna together again and get the chance to work with my friend again.”
“It was always my dad’s dream and intention to make a new 90210 before he passed, so I know he is proud and he would be even more proud if I were a part of it,” said Spelling, 34, of her father, TV producer Aaron Spelling. “I truly hope for the fans’ sake that it all works out!”
A rep for the CW told PEOPLE, “At this point, there is nothing to report.” (Source)
"His plan is to have one [wedding] every year," newlywed Mariah Carey told Ellen DeGeneres. "Instead of trying to be like, 'You're invited, but shhh, don't tell anybody,' we're just going to have another one [wedding] next year," Carey said. (Source)
Unfuckingbelievable (Adjective) So unbelievable you have to add fucking for extra umph; the only thing in the english language that one can "un" fuck.
"I've grown up a lot. I'm at peace," she added. "He's changed my life in every way. I'm happy."
Laughing about her beau's rocker look, she says her she follows some words of advice from her dad to look past it. "My dad said you shouldn't judge a book by its cover," she said. "He doesn't act at all like someone who has tattoos everywhere! I love him so much that I don't pay attention. I don't even look at the tattoos anymore."
"Hey, it's Dave! Remember me? Yeah, I'm the guy that's been listening to your band faithfully since 1983. I bought your first album 'Kill 'Em All' from a mailorder catalogue called Under The Rainbow, I think. Actually I can't remember. It was 1983 for Christsakes! But that album changed my life and I've been listening to your albums ever since (even 'St Anger'!).
"I can't wait to hear the new shit, and no matter what you guys do I'll always be first one at the shop waiting to hear it. I'm sure you'll come out and blow everybody's fuckin' minds, because you're fuckin' METALLICA!
"Good luck. And don't release it until it's kick-ass.
"Yours, Dave Grohl.
"P.S. Are you finished recording the drums yet?" (Source)
It's kind of sweet, in a devil horn's rock-your-face off kind of way, huh?
But that doesn't mean it's all red carpets and meetings with world leaders for the couple, who do normal things -- like watch marathons of "Rock of Love With Bret Michaels," which they did while recovering from their motorcycle accident last September. "We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated," Sarah says. "And we were like, 'This is sad.'" (Source)
Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan, is being honored as mom of the year. Yes, you read that right. Dina, who fancies herself “the white Oprah” and recently considered her 14-year-old daughter, Ali, her plus-one in Vegas, has been named one of the “Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities” by Mingling Moms, a Long Island-area organization.Ha Ha Ha Ha *Thunk* Unbelievable: What's next: Rodney Dangerfield in Natural Born Killers for Father of the Year? Paris Hilton for BFF of the Year? Britney Spears for the Mentally Stable Person of the Year. George Bush for President of the Year? What the fuck, man? What do you have to do around her to get recognized for being shitty?
She told the 1,500-strong crowd at the Olympia: "Why do I have this relationship with France? I'm always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people. Vive la France!" (Source)
She added that at one point, she was seated next to Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets. It was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour, Markova said.
Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK! Magazine and couldn't believe her eyes - Lohan was photographed the night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat.
Here's Linsday Lohan's upcoming single, "Bossy." I've never wanted more in my life to be Rick Roll'd.
The pact, which could be worth more than $100 million, will keep MacFarlane at 20th TV through 2012. It covers his services on "Guy" and his other two animated series for 20th TV and Fox -- "American Dad!" and the upcoming "Guy" spinoff "TheWhat an awesome role model for cartoonists Seth MacFarlane has become, showing that you can make assloads of money despite having absolutely no talent whatsoever! Awesome. In fact, it paves the way for future 9-year-olds to get television deals, since most pre-teens have infinitely more talent than MacFarlane, can draw better, and may actually know what the hell a linear storyline is. Show" -- as well as his series development, which includes a multicamera comedy with "Guy" writer Gary Janetti.
"My sincerest apologies to all of my fans. My intention was to complete the rest of the tour, but tonight at sound check in Anaheim, [Ca.], I realized this wasn't possible. Even though I have been resting my voice for days, when I tried to sing nothing came out."
5. Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (Weekend: $6 million; Total: $25 million): Pothead movie-goers over the weekend, too stoned to turn off The Legend of Bagger Vance on cable (“that movie is such a fuckin’ trip, bro”), turned up to the mall too late to get tickets to a sold out Iron Man, so instead opted to see Harold and Kumar again, noting that the scene where H & K smoke fatties with President Bush was “sweet as a moose, man,” before proclaiming: “I’m totally not gay, man. But if I were, I’d bang Doogie.” Speaking of Doogie, whatever happened to Lisa Dean Ryan? I’ll tell you what happened: She disappeared. Can anyone find a photo more recent than 2005?
4. Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Nobody is really talking about it, but there’s a small piece of the box-office pie that can be attributed to the curiosity factor — let’s face it, there’s not a lot of places where a heterosexual man can safely catch an eyeful of wiener without having their sexuality called into question. Sarah Marshall and Jason Segal finally give us a measuring stick, disguised as a bawdy comedy. So, Bob: How’d you do?
3. Baby Mama (Weekend: $10 million; Total: $32 million): The real winner in the Iron Man leftover sweepstakes was Tina Fey and Co., as Baby Mama suffered a better than average second-week drop of only 40 percent, most likely because it was many female and date audiences’ second choice. Next up Tina (whose real name, by the by, is Elizabeth Stamatina Fey) is writing the script for Curly Oxide and Vic Thrill, about an “eccentric punk-rocker who forms a band with a rebellious young Hasidic Jew,” to be played by Sacha Baron Cohen.
2. Made of Honor Weekend: $15.5 million): Every single person, except for one, who paid to see Made of Honor was under 13, and all of them snuck into the sold-out PG-13 Iron Man. A comical display of two per chair ensued, as many women were forced to sit on their dates’ laps, resulting in a wonderfully awkward moment when men everywhere had to attempt, in vain, to explain that it was their date causing the erection and not Iron Man’s suit. No. Really. Seriously. Likewise, many women were put in the uncomfortable position of explaining to their dates that it was their erection that caused the drenched panties, and not Robert Downey, Jr. (women with more secure boyfriends, however, readily admitted that RDJ had prompted spontaneous undie explosion).
Oh, and the one person who actually attended Made of Honor was an illiterate and rabid Cuba Gooding fan, who attended under the mistaken impression that Men of Honor was being re-released to theaters. He left halfway through.
1. Iron Man: (Weekend: $100 million; Total — including Thursday’s advanced showings: $104 million): How about that, folks? The second biggest non-sequel opening of all time; the tenth biggest opening of all time, and the only movie among the top ten openings of all time that I actually gave a shit about. It’s incredibly rare that a movie is loved this much by both audiences and critics, but I bet if we took the formula we used to rank the Worst Blockbusters of All Time (staff votes, box-office gross and Rotten Tomato percentage) that Iron Man would land in our top three of all time.
Hmmm. Well, there’s a Guide idea.In fact, Iron Man actually outperformed the opening weekend of Batman Begins by over $50 million. Good for Robert Downey, Jr. Good for the newly formed Marvel Studios. And good for the Iron Man fanboys, whose superhero will no longer be considered middle tier. I hope they keep the team together for the inevitable sequels and, when RDJ drops out, that Iron Man doesn’t continue on without him (as the comic books portend). It just wouldn’t be the same.
"We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention," he joked in front of members of the Super Bowl-winning New York Giants who were visiting the White House Wednesday. (Source)
According to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Andy Kallas claims he was watching the boys perform at Schuba's Tavern in Chicago, when Wentz and his peeps beat him to a pulp for several minutes. Kallas claims he suffered "serious injuries to his head, mouth and face." The way the lawsuit reads, the attack was totally unprovoked.I hope that "unspecified damages" includes the restoration of the man's pride and dignity. What kind of schmuck gets beaten up by the lyricist for fucking Fall Out Boy? How humiliating is that? Pete Wentz, who overdosed on Ativan in 2005, wasn't even man enough to try and kill himself with real drugs. He weighs 16 pounds and has the arm strength of a toddler. I mean: The guy wears mascara, for God's sake. Don't advertise your humiliation by filing a lawsuit, dude: Crawl in a hole for a decade and hope that everyone forgets.
Kallas is suing both Wentz and the club for an unspecified amount in damages. (Source)