Zooooom!: (Exclamation) Used to express sudden fast movement.
Michael Jackson seems to be in a race with Madonna to see who can be more crazy by their 50th birthday. (August 29th and 14th, respectively.) For awhile it seemed like Madonna was gaining on him with her freakish Hulk-esque physique and A-Rod fucking -- but I think it's safe to say Jackson just clinched the victory.
Either way, his kids definitely take home the sympathy award:
Zombie Stripper (Noun) A reanimated stripper corpse that feeds off the living.
Yesterday, on "The View,"Jenna Jameson (they let her on "The View"?) dropped this little nugget when discussing her upcoming film, Zombie Strippers:
There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl.
She fancies herself a political girl? And Zombie Strippers has political undertones? Which part? The part about the Zombies? Or the Strippers? Maybe the flesh-eating is a metaphor for the Bush Administration's treatment of the American public? Maybe the walking death are metaphors for Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. Or maybe zombies are stand-ins for a slow-moving, destructive war that can end in only one logical way: The apocalypse.
Or maybe that vaginal reconstruction surgery has done gone to Jenna Jameson's head.
Zipper. Noun. Also called slide fastener,a
device used for fastening clothing, valises, etc., consisting of two
toothed tracks or spiral metal or plastic coils, each bordering one of
two edges to be joined, and a piece that either interlocks or separates
them when pulled.
Listen, Sienna. I know your movie career hasn't exactly taken off yet, but surely you have a few dollars you can scrounge up under your couch (look under the panties) cause your dress missing a very important element. It's called a zipper, Sienna. Look into it.