Wah: (Exclamation) A crying noise like a stupid, blubbery baby makes.

Billy Bob Thornton's band, The Boxbasters, canceled the Canadian leg of their tour Friday night after they got booed mercilessly following Billy Bob acting like a total jackass on Canada's "Q-TV." Apparently Canadians don't care much for being called "mashed potatoes without the gravy" or having their beloved television personalities lambasted by pompous, spoiled celebrity jackasses.

The band was Willie Nelson's opening act. A note posted on Nelson's Web site Friday night said the Boxmasters were cutting their Canadian dates "due to one band member and several of the crew having the flu."

On their own Web site, they said they planned to rejoin the tour on April 14 in Stamford, Conn., "after they've had time to recover." (Source)

What a shame. I had no idea that eating an ungodly amount of crow could actually make a person physically ill. I hope it's nothing serious, or that he hasn't just come down with a bout of Pathetic Old Man Soul Patch Fever. I hear that can be nasty.

More of the Blastmasters playing the Country Music Hall of Fame last fall:

Well-Done: (Exclamation) Used to express congratulation or approval.

Seth Rogen and Anna Faris attended the premiere of Observe and Report last night. Rogen showed up to the event looking uncharacteristically dapper and Faris looked like she was wearing something she picked up at Frederick's of Hollywood. Does that store even still exist these days? Maybe she got it back in 1992, because as a young girl she dreamed of one day walking a red carpet looking like a "fancy hooker." Hey, it's more or less the same reason I shop at American Apparel these days. Someday, I too, hope to have my moment in the sun!

Wish Fulfilment: (Noun) The satisfying of unconscious desires in dreams or fantasies.

Oh. My. God. Robert Downey Jr. hosted a sneak peek of his upcoming Sherlock Holmes at the ShoWest convention yesterday, and ... Well ... Apparently, there's a scene where he gets chained to a bed. Naked.

Theater owners attending their annual ShoWest convention got to see Downey's Holmes in a bruising boxing match, diving from a tall building into London's Thames River and trading barbs with roommate Dr. Watson (Jude Law), who complains about the detective's slovenliness and nocturnal violin playing.

"Holmes, does your depravity know no bounds?" Watson asks the detective. In one scene, the unclothed Holmes finds himself cuffed by both hands to a bed. (Source)

It should be noted, Sherlock Holmes is set to open Christmas Day. So if you think I'm not going to spend the next eight months completely exhausting "All I want for Christmas is Robert Downey Jr. Chained to a Bed Naked" jokes, well, think fucking again. Oh, please Santa! But I've been so good this year!

More at ShoWest: (Naked!!!!)