Understanding: (Noun) Sympathetic awareness or tolerance.

It's been over two months since the Chris Brown-Rihanna incident happened, and since then everyone and their brohter has weighed in on the situation. But... Oh, wait! We still haven't heard what famous boxer, domestic abuser and rapist, Mike Tyson thinks!

When asked about Brown by MTV News this week, Tyson said, "It's none of my business, but you know what I say about that? I understand the situation. I understand passion with young kids.

"My personal opinion about that is, he's just a baby," he continued, with a tone of empathy toward the 19-year-old Brown. "He's just a little baby that don't know how to handle his emotions when it comes to a woman. And he probably hears this and thinks, 'I know how to handle my emotions'; we all think we do. But the fact [is], you look at this person and you might be crazy in love, but we don't know how to handle those feelings." (Source)

Well I'll be darned. Who knew, Mike Tyson of all people, was capable of complex, higher-brain-functioning emotions like empathy -- albeit misguided empathy. I mean, it's not like the guy was saying that he "gets O.J." or anything. Because, it'd take just a real lowlife piece of shit to say something like that.

More of the guy Hulk Hogan makes look good in comparison... And a baby!

Unstable: (Adjective) Prone to psychiatric problems or sudden changes of mood.

Uhhhh... Guys? I don't think Lindsay Lohan is doing so hot. The good news is that she's no longer delusional about her breakup with Samantha Ronson... But the bad news is that she's no longer delusional about her breakup with Samantha Ronson, and now she's talking to Us Magazine about it.

"It's absolute hell," Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events.

Lohan says she's "so alone" without Ronson. "Everyone's turned on me," says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," and Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, bitch."

"I'm a f**king 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie. I'm just really hurt! The whole situation is sick." (Source)

This is just getting uncomfortably sad now. Who goes to Us Magazine for emotional support? Lindsay, these people are not your friends. Friends will help you mourn a breakup with Haagen Dazs and a bottle of tequila. Us Magazine will listen to you cry, then write down everything you said and print it in their magazine and high-five each other at what a killing they're going to make on the newsstands. She'd be better off just renting a hooker to commiserate with for a few hours, because then, bonus! Hot revenge sex!