Tone-Deaf: (Adjective) Of a person unable to perceive differences of musical pitch accurately.

Denise Richards butchered her way through "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the 7th inning stretch to a confused and bewildered crowd during a Chicago Cubs game at Wrigley Field on Friday. Seriously, they could have gotten William Hung to sing it and wound up with a more moving performance. I'm pretty sure there were parts of the song I couldn't even hear, only because my dog glared at me and got up and left the room. If I find a neat little pile of "revenge poo" later, I'll know who to send it care of, anyway.