This is Exactly What I Needed Today

This, and a big ol' glass of Pinot Grigio.

Your darkness is brighter than all of the lights in the disco tonight...

"Happiest Days of My Life" -- My Favorite

Now With More Inappropriate Baby Humor!

Gosh I love Joel McHale.

I've got nothin'

Well guys, I had an awesome piece planned for today. But guess what? I forgot to bring an accompanying image with me to work to scan, which is vital to the story. Check back Monday morning!

So instead, enjoy this expletive-laden clip from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Upon my first viewing of this episode, this part made me laugh so hard I couldn't even breathe.

Dance Party Friday!

Don't you just love the Pizzicato Five? NO?? Well, tough shit– I do!

Happy Holidays!

Here's a clip of the only(?) Arrested holiday-themed episode. This just proves, it's never a bad time for incest humor!

One More Bite...

I've been a rabid Kids In The Hall fan for approximately half of the years I've lived, and finally my (one-half)life's dream of being able to watch any given episode at any given time on a whim is finally mine thanks to the advent of TV Shows on DVD. One other bonus is that I get to see certain episodes/sketches that were edited for the Comedy Central airings; where I caught most of the episodes.

This one? Practically had me crying peeing my pants simultaneously. It's a long one (probably the reason it was edited) so if you've got 5 minutes to spare, enjoy!

Kelli Rapp Rap

These are clips from my favorite Cheap Seats episode. I tried to leave them as a comment on my friend Joe Rapp's myspace page, but the jerk has comment approval and he's deployed on a boat somewhere in the middle of the ocean. Boo!



(Remix)

For my precious EJ....

"I'M JUST... GETTING... SOME PAPERCLIPS!" Actually a milkshake with rum in it doesn't sound half bad.

Why I still F'ing LOVE Norm MacDonald.

Suck it Geraldo!

I've got follow-up on that clip I posted last week of Geraldo bashing The Daily Show and Colbert Report. I would also like to add that although, (according to Geraldo), Jon and Steven are "in a small little place where they count for nothing.." when was the last time Geraldo was invited to speak at a presidential correspondence dinner or host the Oscars? Exactly.

Anyway, I won't post all these videos to the blog, but if you're interested, here are links to the subsequent backlash to Geraldo's tirade:

Colbert on Daily Show

Stewart on Colbert Report

I don't know how long these clips will be up before they get yanked down due to copyright infringement, so just let me know if they stop working! There was another clip of Thursday night's Daily Show's moment of zen, where they played a clip from Geraldo's old talk show where he got hit in the face with a chair by a skinhead, but that one's already been removed. Boo!

Geraldo: Sleeps with the fishes.

Geraldo has done some pretty dumb things in his career. You've got to assume a man who has built his journalism career around a huge 70's porn moustache probably isn't "all there." There was that time when he got himself kicked out of Iraq for drawing a map in the sand of top secret military coordinates which was broadcast live on national television. Oh, and who can forget the time he made a huge spectacle of cracking Al Capone's vault, which of course, turned out to be empty and forever cemented Geraldo's status as Journalistic Laughingstock.

Here is an unexpected little bonus! Research for the two links I have provided turned up the little gem that is Geraldo's unfortunately titled autobiography.

But now Geraldo has really gone too far. He has waged a media war with people he is completely unqualified to be fighting with. I guess that's not saying much, since Geraldo would be unqualified in a battle of wits against most children, mental patients, and primates that know sign language. Good thing for him he is way too delusional to know it. Let the public berating/humiliation commence!

Beat The Heat

In honor of the current "heatwave," I am posting this awesome-slawsome Daily Show clip. You know what's great? YouTube. Love! If you watch this, I promise no more videos for awhile and I will go back to my normal posts. Maybe

I can't believe I found it...

My quest for the holy grail of Maury clips is over. What you are about to see is one of my top 2 favorite Maury segments EVER. I used to tell people about it but I think they probably thought I was making it up. I mean, wouldn't you?? It's just incredible. FYI: My other favorite Maury is the one with the guy who told his girlfriend that he was kidnapped (several times) to explain his cheating and disappearances. So his girlfriend was requesting a lie detector test to find out if he was really kidnapped or not. Even though he came home from one of the "kidnappings" with a wristband from the local bowling alley around his wrist.

Without further ado... Enjoy!

Soccer fucking rules.

I watched the World Cup yesterday and it was the first soccer game I ever saw and this is what happened. I am totally a soccer fan from this point forward.