We Know All Your Secrets

In a word -- how would I describe the CW's new series, "Gossip Girl?"

How about ass-tastic? Or shit-riffic? Or spec-turd-ular?

More coherent thoughts in the review. Enjoy!

Gooble Gobble!

We're doing "Classic Week" over at Pajiba, and so I present you with this review of Freaks, one of my all time favorite classics. If you're not familiar with the film or just want a little reacquainting, the following clip is a good start.

Double Your Pleasure!

Sorry for the lack of updates lately, but here is my Pajiba review of The Two Coreys! It's one of the most god-awful reality shows I've ever had the displeasure of seeing in my life -- but on the upside it makes for a pretty damn entertaining review.

And is it just me, or is Feldman starting to resemble K.D. Lang?

The Kids in the Hall

So I wrote this Kids in the Hall guide on Pajiba, and you should check it out, eh? Because it's really good and I'm really proud of it.

Side note -- in the guide I didn't mention Brain Candy. I know that Brain Candy is deadpanned among some circles of fans, but you know what? I really like it. Sure it's got some weak spots, but it's also got some killer jokes that pull the whole thing together. But the really hilarious thing? The Kids in the Hall themselves hate Brain Candy. In the DVD commentaries, at least once each season someone brings up Brain Candy just so they all half bitterly and half gleefully trash it. Now come on, boys. It wasn't that bad. Considering that these five guys put together, (since KITH ended) are responsible for some of the most horrific cinematic carnage of all time -- Spice World, The Godson (a Godfather parody starring Kevin and Rodney Dangerfield), Epic Movie, Stealing Harvard, Not Another Gay Movie, and The Wrong Guy? Okay, so that last one was kinda funny, but you get my point. Guys I love you no matter how many terrible movies you make, but go easy on Brain Candy, eh?

Anyway, go read now.

Welcome to Paula Time!

In case you didn't know, Paula Abdul is pretty much batshit fucking insane. Check my review of her new trainwreck!

This Generation's Best Books

I only have one admission on the list, because I suck at reading. Not to say that I'm inept at it, or that I don't enjoy it -- but for the past 6 years I've lived in a two room cabin with a manchild and a pair of rowdy dogs. So cut me some slack!

At any rate, it's a really great list -- so check it out f'reals.

Pajiba's Guide to the Best Books of the Generation

I'll See Your Brooding and Raise You Angst.

OK, I know it's really assy to disappear for a week just to come back and immediately promote a review on Pajiba, but thems the breaks. Here it, is -- Supernatural Season Two.

Also, I will be doing the daily Pajiba Love column for the next few months, so tune in for that!