[...]the 51-year-old singer has ordered her Brazilian model boyfriend to stay away from Lindsay Lohan when she asked him to join her for a party at the VIP Room nightspot in Paris, France recently, and he obediently obliged.

"Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him," a source recalled what happened that night. "She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz. But when Madonna's people heard, they put a block on it. Jesus wasn't one to argue, he didn't want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. Lindsay had to make to with a night in her hotel." (Source)

People's special pets division spotted Anne Hathaway and her beau Adam Schulman at Molly's Mutts & Meows animal shelter in West Hollywood today, scoping out potential pets. While Molly's "won't confirm or comment on individual adoptions to respect the privacy of potential pet parents," People reports that "an onlooker at the park noted the pair were checking out a medium-sized terrier mix named Chuck." A visit to Molly's website shows that Anne Hathaway must adopt Chuck because Chuck is the best dog, like, ever. (Source)

"Upon learning of President Obama's declaration that the 'cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,' I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges," he says.

"My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation's security. "With that being said, I am saddened to take this break from filming MTV's The Hills. (Source)

"He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], 'I should kill you for even asking me to do that!'" the source recounts. "Very rattled" by Pratt's outburst, the producer filed a complaint with the show's top producers -- who then threatened to kick Pratt off the show.

Pratt's team went back with a compromise: "the show agreed that Spencer would leave The Hills for six weeks to do anger management training once a week at home. If he completes it, he can return to the show." (Source)

The Hole singer fell out with 17-year-old Frances - her child with legendary Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobain - last year, with the moving out of their home to live with her late father's mother, Wendy O'Connor, and sister, Kimberly Dawn Cobain, getting a restraining order against her parent.

Courtney said Frances has now told California child services "she wants to come home," and that she is sorry their split became so bitter, adding: "I should have never gotten mad at her. I love her so much." (Source)

Kate Gosselin is being a "total diva" on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" -- snubbing other contestants and behaving frostily to crew members, sources tell Page Six. The recently divorced mom of eight has been rehearsing for the ABC show, which starts its new season March 22. Her icy behavior also persuaded Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir to pull out of talks about being on the show because he didn't want to work alongside Gosselin. A "DWTS" source said, "Kate doesn't want anything to do with other contestants . . . While there's a lot of camaraderie among the crew and other stars including Pamela Anderson, Kate has set herself apart . . . She wants to be queen bee." (Source)

When Access Hollywood's Billy Bush asked the Disney star on his radio show Friday if she'd ever dated a Jonas Brother, Lovato initially played coy. "Umm, maybe," Lovato, 17, said, as Bush pried for more.

"Which one? Joe?" the host asked. Having long denied rumors of a romance with her Camp Rock costar, Lovato finally opened up, calling Jonas, 20, her "best friend."

"So you guys went from boyfriend-girlfriend to best friends?" Bush asked. "No, kind of the opposite," Lovato, who now stars on the Disney Channel series Sonny With a Chance, said. (Source)

An executive at MTV has denied the network has banned Lady Gaga and Beyonce's racy new video for "Telephone." The nine-and-a-half minute long promo has caused a stir online; attracting more than 12 million viewers in the three days after it debuted on YouTube.com.

[...] However, MTV's manager of programming, Tuma Basa, has hit back at the reports. In a post on his Twitter.com page, he writes, "The reports are false... the video's been airing since Friday morning on AMTV." (Source)

Though some in the blogosphere called them an unlikely couple, Kennedy and Hewitt regularly gushed over each other.

When Kennedy first confirmed the romance in March 2009, he told Ryan Seacrest during a radio interview, "I'm in love!" Describing his costar on Ghost Whisperer, Kennedy said: "It's like, 'Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you're like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli, too.' " (Source)

"Music is where I can be me," she said. "I really do it because I love it, honestly. It's what I want to do with my life. I mean, it's my only goal.

"Acting is easy. I've been doing it for so long and I totally love it. But you're playing a character instead of yourself. Music is more personal because you're writing it and you're involved in every step of it." (Source)

Oh shut up, Taylor Momsen. You're just mad because you're a terrible actress on a terrible show and no one likes you because you're a whiney, self-involved brat. Go be a good little D-list prostitot and make a crappy, mass-produced album while you continue to tell yourself that you're so anti-establishment. At least that all that money you make will help pay for your stay at a methadone clinic.

The show invites its panel of "experts" to help analyze real-life disputes between married couples, mostly for laughs. Host Tom Papa, aka The Marriage Ref, makes the final call.

In one case, Mindy Goldman was offering sexual favors to Alan, her husband of 28 years, if he would clean up their messy basement.

A good idea? "I think it's weird that she wants him to be clean so that they can be dirty," cracked Madonna. (Source)

No offense to Madonna here, but just in case you forgot, this is the same woman who dated JFK Jr. AND Sandra Bernhard. At the same time. While she was married to Sean Penn. And then she went on to date Jose Canseco and Dennis Rodman. Did you know on divorce forms, you can actually list "Because of that bitch Madonna" as a cause for separation? It's called the "Crazy Old Grandmother Who Eats Children" clause.

After taking more than half of the current season off to make another movie and connect with her adopted daughter, Heigl was scheduled to return to the Grey's set on March 1 to begin work on the five remaining episodes of the season. There's just one problem: March 1 came and went and there was no Heigl. A source within the actress' camp claims Heigl "was at home and ready to return to work."

Another insider, however, "insists it's much more complicated than that." The source adds that talks between Heigl and ABC have been going on for months and last week both sides mutually decided that the best solution would be to part ways now as opposed to at the end of the season. As a result, Heigl is not expected to return to the Grey's set, which means her final episode as Izzie has already aired. (Source)