Nasty: (Adjective) Highly unpleasant, esp. to the senses; physically nauseating.

Like a moth to a flame, or like a fly to a pile of dog shit -- Evan Rachel Wood has found her way back into the arms of 40-year-old Marilyn Manson. Aww, how romantic. According to an interview for the May issue of GQ:

More recently, she was linked with her Wrestler co-star, the 56-year-old Mickey Rourke. “There was no truth to it, and it was so annoying,” says Wood, now 21, who is back with Manson after “taking some time” away from the relationship. Of Rourke, she says: “The friendship was intimate and nice, and this makes it weird.” (Source)

OK, so she wasn't "dating" Mickey Rourke, she only had an "intimate friendship" with him. Whatever the fuck that means. And now she's back with Marilyn Manson? Jesus. Hasn't Evan Rachel Wood ever met any nice boys her own age? Or even a skeevy old dude who isn't in the top percentile of skeevy old dudes? At this point she could literally date her own uncle and somehow it would be a step up.

More of Daddy Issues McGillicuddy vamping it up for GQ:

Nice Try: (Phrase) Response to a valiant, yet ultimately fruitless effort.

Chelsea Handler, along with Padma Lakshmi, Eliza Dushku, Sharon Leal, and Lynn Collins, posed nude for the May issue of Allure magazine. Well, a nubile, 19-year-old model posed nude for Allure magazine, anyway, and Chelsea Handler's head was crudely pasted on top. Indeed Watson, my first clue was that the woman's body in this photo, unlike Chelsea Handler, does not appear to possess something I like to call "hips." Additionally, those are not the boobs of a 30-something. Because I've seen the boobs of a 30-something, and it's called "in the mirror every day." And let me tell you, 30-something boobs are some sad, sad, old boobs. Sigh... Now that I think about, I don't think I'd totally mind my own 19-year-old body double. Well played, Chelsea.

The real Chelsea Handler, at an Alzheimer's benefit last month: