Milestone: (Noun) An event marking a significant change or stage in development.

Everyone's favorite adorable cult member, Suri Cruise, celebrated the big zero-three yesterday. They grow up so fast!

Parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes planned a princess-themed party for their daughter, which included a cake featuring Belle from Beauty and the Beast and a treasure hunt.

"They just wanted to keep it small and make it fun for Suri and her friends," says a source. (Source)

See now, I was way off base. I thought it was her third birthday that the ritualistic ceremony was to take place in which her physical body would become a vessel for the great L. Ron Hubbard's eternal spirit. But now I think about it, that might actually be her fourth birthday when that happens. My bad. In the meantime, I guess that Beauty and the Beast and treasure hunt crap sound like fun too, though.

The great and powerful Suri and family in Japan last month:

Mature: (Adjective) Having reached an advanced stage of mental or emotional development characteristic of an adult.

Miley Cyrus is the cover girl for the May issue of Glamour, because I guess being a spoiled little butterfaced jackass is what passes for "glamorous" these days. At any rate, Miley talks about her relationship with Underwear Model McGriff, who she started dating when she was 15. Why can't we just embrace their love, y'all?

As the Hannah Montana actress sees it, dating beyond her age bracket shouldn't be that big of a deal. "I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong, and I'm ready for people to accept it," Cyrus notes. "My fans already accept it—they just want me to be happy. And I haven't been that happy in a few years...working so hard, moving to L.A. from Nashville, going through a bad breakup [with Nick Jonas]. I'm finally happy again, and I think that is reflected in my music and work." (Source)

Of course her fans "accept" it. The army of tweentards that worship at the altar of Miley Cyrus are probably too busy fantasizing about their own relationships with 20-something boyfriends to even bother learning the definition of "statutory rape." At any rate, when your 14-year-old daughter brings home the 21-year-old high school dropout who works night shift over at the Sunoco, I think you know where you can send your gift basket to.