Juvenile: (Adjective) Childish; immature.

Bruce Willis and his 24-years-younger model girlfriend, Emma Heming were wed in Parrot Bay this weekend, to the attendance of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. While in town for the wedding, Ashton Kutcher took the opportunity to twitter about Bruce Willis' previous wife wearing a bikini and then took a picture of her ass in it.

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I'm not wearing the bikini she is that's what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don't tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

God, it's like the guy has never seen a woman in a bikini before. Or his wife's ass. Or his wife's ass in a bikini. Or a toasted sub from Quizno's. Yeah, on that last one, let's hope he never finds out or we'll never hear the end about how cheesy, delicious and toasted to perfection it was.

Mrs. Kutcher look fine in yellow at the Miami International Film Festival:

Justice: (Noun) the administration of the law or authority in maintaining just behavior.

Chris Brown is expected in court today to face the charges of beating the holy hell out of his girlfriend who warmly accepted him back only weeks later. According to People, there are several different scenarios in which this could play out today:

• The DA could charge him with any number of felonies, among them, domestic violence and making criminal threats, each carrying a maximum three years in state prison. They could also file a combination of felonies and misdemeanors.

• If charged with a felony, Brown will be required to personally show in court and could enter a plea.

• If the DA doesn't file a case against him Thursday, Brown will not be required to show, and would be notified to return to court at a later date.

• The DA could decline to file formal charges, and refer the case to the City Attorney's office for misdemeanor review, which could take days or weeks.

Of course, another possible scenario is that on his way to the courthouse, he could be struck by lightning while simultaneously getting hit by a speeding bus, all the while a brain tumor ruptures in his head. How 'bout it, God?