Horrifying: (Adjective) Filled with horror and shock.

Three words: Spencer. Pratt. Rapping. If you thought Heidi Montag's "music" was bad, wait 'til you hear the wonder known as "The Great White." Because, oh yeah, he has a stage name too. The song called "I'm a Celebrity," which premiered on Ryan Seacrest's show this morning, (listen to it here) is inspired by NBC's upcoming "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" although I doubt very much it is officially affiliated with the show in any way, shape or form. Basically, he "raps" mostly about twittering, swag, and how generally awesome his life is. You know, traditional rapping issues. On a completely unrelated note, congratulations to Bud Bundy and David Silver. You are now no longer the most embarrassing white people ever to happen to rap music.

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