Glamorous: (Adjective) Full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive.

Drew Barrymore attended the premiere of Grey Gardens, the full-length HBO film adaptation of the documentary with the same name, decked out in fabulous 20's flapper style with on-again, off-again boyfriend Justin Long on her arm. I'm not a big fan of Drew, but I think she looks amazing and pulls the look off flawlessly. Having said that, I think in the future I'd like to see more of Drew with stuff covering her face. What? No! I didn't mean it like that. I meant the mouth part of her face. Right? Because she's really, super annoying whenever she opens it. Oh, because ... Did you think I meant? The other thing? Well that is all on you. I absolve myself of any and all blame on that one.

Grateful: (Adjective) Feeling or showing an appreciation of kindness; thankful.

I've gathered a selection of photos here from the premiere of Hannah Montana The Movie, because, let me tell you, that Miley Cyrus really knows how to work a red carpet. In almost every single photo I saw she looks either completely bored, like she smelled a fart or a combination of the two; as if she can barely contain her dripping contempt towards Disney for making her be there. Life must be so hard, having to promote a movie for a franchise that made her a household name in the first place. God, just leave the poor girl alone so she can go back to what she does best: banging a 20-year-old, taking half-naked myspace pictures of herself and offending the Asians.

Gayest: (Adjective) More gay than any other gay.

Today in "Mario Lopez Does or Says Something Totally Gay" news:

Mario Lopez has reason to celebrate: He's got a fierce six-pack. But that toned bod isn't completely au naturel.

The former A.C. Slater uses Lab Series Skincare for Men's Ab Rescue Body Sculpting Gel. "It makes you look more chiseled," he gushed recently. (Source)

Love it. I can't even imagine a world where a Mario Lopez quote wasn't followed with a predicating clause such as "he gushed," "he squealed," "he giggled" or "he tee-hee'ed while making jazz hands."