Bikini Parade: (Noun) A public procession celebrating women wearing scantily clad swimwear.

Holly Madison helped the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority earn a Guinness World Record for staging the world's largest bikini parade and pool party yesterday, with nearly 300 ladies marching down the Vegas strip. Incidentally, the people at the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority also won a Guinness World Record for having the best job ever.

Burn: Verb. Slang; to insult or disrespect someone.

In what was undoubtedly a glove slap to former boy toy, Alex Rodriquez of the New York Yankees, Madonna took her kids and current boy toy Jesus (pictured here wearing a Yankees hat) to a New York Mets game this weekend. Oooh. It's so on.

Madge took her kids, Lourdes, Rocco and David, to see the Mets play at Citi Field on Mother's Day, and just to rub salt in A-Rod's wounds, brought new flame Jesus Luz. The group sat in Jerry Seinfeld's seats with Anderson Cooper, whom they'd partied with Saturday night at the Monkey Bar. (Source)

Nice try, but if she really wanted to get back at A-Rod, wouldn't she have taken Jesus to a Boston Red Sox game? I barely even know anything about baseball and even I know that. Or better yet, just project a reel of her and Jesus having sex on a wall outside of A-Rod's house. That Madonna sure is losing her touch in her old age.

Just for fun, more of Madonna in her ridiculous outfit and Jesus (not pictured together) at the Costume Gala last week: