- Utah Bans Fruity Drinks
- It's not like we're talking about "I'm a Little Teacup" here or anything...
- Adolescents Drinking the Obama Kool-Aid
- The Daily Memo - 10/1/08
- Obama Might Just Win this Goddamn Election
- These pretzels are making me thirsty!
- Oh for fuck's sake...
- Silly Cinema Goer Sues Over Unpopped Popcorn
- Damnit. Show Us the Clip! Show Us the Clip!
- Douchebag Republican Offers Lamest Reason Yet to Vote for McCain