Welcome to Litely Salted, formerly Webster's is My Bitch. Our one and only goal here is to make fun of celebrities. Generally, they are lower-functioning species, which is why we like reading about them -- they make us feel smart.

If you have any questions, concerns or tips, please direct email to our fabulous bitchface editor, Stacey; for advertising inquiries please contact Dustin; and any and all complaints can be written down on a piece of paper, rolled up real tight and shoved up your ass.

Kisses.