Because it was really only a matter of time before this happened, Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne have gotten themselves into a feud. And of course, it involves drinking, calling each other "Fake" and "Loser," going to security, and one of the assholes from "The Hills." Yeah, I think that about covers it.

An eyewitness told Page Six: "Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi.

"But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: 'Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don't like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.'"

Lindsay was furious and screamed back: 'Don't threaten me!' She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off." (Source)

I think the only part better than Avril Lavigne calling someone a fake and a loser without a feeling any sense of irony whatsoever is that Lindsay actually went to security, as if they have some sort of procedure for this. "Aw crap, we got ourselves a whore fight. Get me a can of mace and some RU-486; I'm going in."