You know that picture of Spencer Pratt and his super magical rock that we use in pretty much every post of him? Well, now we have something better: VIDEO. I honestly couldn't give half a rat's ass about what he's complaining about because I'm a little hung-up on the fact that he's covered in HUNDREDS of magic rocks. He probably thinks that the entire thing is some sort of competition. "Look how many magic crystals I'm wearing! I WIN AT HOKEY, MADE UP RELIGIONS! I now pronounce myself king of God! Bow before me and my creepy pedophile beard!"