With every celebrity trainwreck, there's always the moment where things go from "Ha ha! Let's laugh at the sub-mentals" to "Wow, this is actually incredibly depressing, someone please put them out of their misery," and oh would you look at that, Speidi's finally hit it. Spencer is now a raving lunatic (well, more so than usual anyway) and now the two-headed moral vacuum have basically completely goddamn broke.

Said Jenner, "Lately, it hard for me -- even as someone who used to be best friends with him -- to see what's real and what's not as far as he goes... I see he wants attention."

Jenner also said Pratt "got all crazy with those crystals," on which Us Weekly has reported the Pratts have spent $400,000.

Us Weekly also reports that the couple are in "panic mode" about losing their source of income because neither has taped since Mid-April. (Spencer was suspended from the MTV hit after threatening to kill a producer; Heidi's role was reduced after she objected to a faux-divorce story line.) (Source)

This really shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, what with Heidi trying to turn herself into one of those creepy Old Navy mannequins and Spencer doing everything in his power to look and act like someone who will rape a 12-year-old girl and stick her body under the crawlspace. All I'm saying is, give them six months; They're either going to end up on "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Douche" or "FOX's Wildest Celebrity Murder-Suicides."