To the shock and surprise of absolutely no one, everyone's favourite drunken Oompa-Loompa, Snookie, got into a bar fight with some random blond chick. Seriously, it's like basic math at this point: Snookie + Alcohol + Whores = Ratings. Seriously, somewhere out there an MTV executive is snorting cocaine out of the ass-crack of a 13-year-old Laotian prostitute thanks to Snookie.

The trouble reportedly started while Snooki and Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley were recently enjoying a night out at a club in Miami partying in the VIP section - when an unidentified woman tried to get past the velvet rope and rub elbows with the bronzer-loving ladies.

"This blonde girl kept trying to get in and Snooki got really mad," a club witness claimed. "That's when the fight broke out and Jenni jumped in and took the girl down."

The reality starlet then reportedly came to blows with the gatecrasher.

"Snooki just started swinging at the girl and then grabbed her neck," the witness continued. "Snooki just kept calling her a whore." (Source)

Well, what exactly the hell did you expect? Allowing Snookie to roam free in a bar is sort of like letting Cthulhu go off-leash near a pre-school; that shit is gonna get messy. But hey, like my mother always says, every time Snookie takes a swing, an angel gets its wings.