True story: I went to see "A Nightmare On Elm Street" this weekend, and the only part the audience liked was the trailer for "Piranha: 3-D". (Pajiba)

There really is no way to preface this one, other than to say: Hugh Jackman in a tux. If that isn't enough for you, you are dead to me. (Yeeeah!)

The end of "The Simpsons" has come, and it has come in the form of a greasy looking whore with a dollar sign in her name. (The Blemish)

Morgan Freeman got some of Betty White's sweet, sweet sugar. (Seriously? OMG!)

Waaaaaaaaah, Roman Polanski is having a whiny little bitchfit because people are mad that he drugged and raped a little girl. (Celebitchy)

So not only did Paula Abdul park in a handicap spot, but she even managed to take up extra space on the side. Nice job, A-hole. (Celebslam)

And in other "Celebs blame everyone else but themselves" news, Chris Brown stormed out of an interview because no one wanted to hear his crappy music. (HollyWire)

Oooooooo boy, Whitney Houston is not looking so hot right now... (CelebSmack)

Oh look, Lady Gaga is acting like a whore. Surprise? (popbytes)

I really couldn't care any less about Tokio Hotel or something, but Adam Lambert wants to bang the singer, which just begs the question: WHY?! (Allie Is Wired)

Everyone's favourite, tiny werewolf has gotten married. Sorry, Stace. (Evil Beet)