"Iron Man 2" may be a little thicker around the waist, but it's still a hell of a fuck. (Pajiba)

Amazing; somewhere out there, someone saw Pamela Anderson and thought "Okay, but what would she look like dipped in gold?" (Yeeeah!)

Ke$ha'$ crotch will make you want to $tab out your own eye$ with a ru$ty $pork. (The Blemish)

Betty White. Playing Beer Pong. You're welcome. (Seriously? OMG!)

Taylor Swift donated $500,000 to Nashville flood victims. Seriously? Good for her. (Celebitchy)

Wow, Matthew Broderick is...Ummm, yeah. Nerdy. (Celebslam)

Here's the cover of Hilary Duff's new novel. Yes, really. (HollyWire)

Sadly, what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. Preferably in a shallow grave outside of town. Isn't that right, Crazy Tits? (CelebSmack)

Oh Pink, I love you, but you might want to work on the whole "Not bashing your husband" thing. (Evil Beet)

Lil Wayne's new song samples the theme from "The Office". No, really. (popbytes)

Apparently, Will Schuester really does not want an all-Britney episode of "Glee". (Allie Is Wired)