For those of you who couldn't give two shits about "Sex And The City 2: Sandy Vaginas", here are the 10 Most Anticipated Anti-Blockbusters. (Pajiba)

So Dr. Phil shaved that stupid mustache off of his face and OH JESUS KILL IT WITH FIRE. (Yeeeah!)

Hey, remember how Lindsay tried suing E-Trade over the Milkaholic Baby? Well, there defense is basically just one long document calling Lindsay a drunk whore. (The Blemish)

And in other "Everyone hates Lindsay" news, the director of "I Know Who Killed Me" pretty much threw Lindsay under the bus for being an unprofessional whore. (Agent Bedhead)

You know, it was only a matter of time before a Tiger Woods Freudian slip got out there. (Seriously? OMG!)

Surprisingly, that girl who got a reality TV show for robbing celebrities is going to jail. (Celebitchy)

Channing Tatum is going to be giving it to Winona Ryder in an upcoming movie. (BricksandStones)

Katy Perry topped Maxim's Hot 100 List, and I'm pinning this one entirely on Mike Ruiz. (POTP)

Cynthia Nixon, AKA the only likable part of "Sex And The City" at this point, is on the cover of The Advocate. (popbytes)