Just in case you had any doubt, Jay Leno is an even bigger douchebag than you previously thought. (Pajiba)

Who's ready to come uncomfortably close to John Mayer's ballsack? (Yeeeah!)

Courtney Love says she's good at sex because she's ugly. Only half of that sentence is true. (The Blemish)

I have to admit, Cyndi Lauper's new hair looks GORGEOUS. (Seriously? OMG!)

Angel says he's in "sincere pain" since coming clean about cheating on his wife. Looks like that Gypsy curse has struck again. (Celebitchy)

Just in case you needed any more proof that Paris Hilton is a huge bitch...Well, here's some more. (Celebslam)

Here's Kristen Stewart in ELLE Magazine. (HollyWire)

Here are some of those dresses Elisabeth Hasselbeck thinks will get you raped. (CelebSmack)

Alright, so the new Beyonce video is out, and while Stacey loves it, I'm not so into it. (popbytes)

Rachel Uchitel takes time out of doing every married man in Hollywood to be even more useless than usual. (Evil Beet)