In case you didn't know by now, I have this thing about Gary Busey: Mostly, that I think he's equal parts funny and terrifying. Sorta like Freddy Krueger, only less burned up and less likely to molest your kids. Anyway, the guy had a baby, and once again I find myself feeling a heady mix of "Happiness" and "Ball-crushing terror."

Gary Busey debuts his nearly three-month old son Luke exclusively to ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT. The actor and his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson welcomed their baby boy into the world on February 23rd. The proud parents are currently developing a show about their new family and Gary's role as a father. (Source)

I like Gary Busey, I really do, but...well, look at those teeth. I don't know about you, but if I was the little guy, I'd be less concerned about whether or not he'd make me watch "Dora The Explorer" and more concerned with accidentally winding up in a baby sandwich. Actually, come to think of it, being forced to watch "Dora" is probably a fate worse than death.