Stephen Baldwin, who you might remember from such cinematic classics as Sharks In Venice
and Slap Shot 2: Breaking The Ice
, got naked for Cosmo
because apparently Cosmo
readers have a thing for doughy basket-cases. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the same guy who threw a shit-fit when they tried to open an adult bookstore in the middle of goddamn nowhere, but appearing nude in Cosmo
? A-OK. Not that there's anything wrong with either of those things, but quite frankly, I'd much rather see teenage girls in said bookstore then have them subjected to Captain Bitchtits up there. All I know is, if we don't restore Stephen Baldwin soon, he might go full peen. And that is something that cannot be undone.