Stephen Baldwin, who you might remember from such cinematic classics as
Sharks In Venice and
Slap Shot 2: Breaking The Ice, got naked for
Cosmo because apparently
Cosmo readers have a thing for doughy basket-cases. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the same guy who threw a shit-fit when they tried to open an adult bookstore in the middle of goddamn nowhere, but appearing nude in
Cosmo? A-OK. Not that there's anything wrong with either of those things, but quite frankly, I'd much rather see teenage girls in said bookstore then have them subjected to Captain Bitchtits up there. All I know is, if we don't restore Stephen Baldwin soon, he might go full peen. And that is something that cannot be undone.
I will only restore him if he promises to explain why his "Daddy" tattoo has quotation marks. I genuinely wish to know why this is so.
Captain Bitchtits (giggle) is wearing more lip gloss than my 17 year old cheer leader cousin.
He looks like something that fell out of a horse.
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EW! Just...ew.
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