In today's "News that will make teenage girls and gay men everywhere just DIE," Britney's demo recording of what is now Lady Gaga's "Telephone" has hit the web like a cold sore, and IT. IS. ACTUALLY KINDA DISAPPOINTING. To be honest, the auto-tune is so thick, for all I know, it could be my grandmother. You could probably record yourself beating a sack of kittens with a two-by-four, auto-tune it a little hear and there, and walk away with pretty much the exact same result. All I know is, Britney managed to make a Lady Gaga song worse, which pretty much as impossible as those fucking water worlds in Super Mario Bros. God I hate those water worlds.