Allow me to preface this post by saying that I have seen every awful thing the internet has to offer. "Two Girls, One Cup," Goatse, Tub Girl ... Seen it all. And all of that pales in comparison to Crazy Tits' new site, TilaTequilaOMG.com. (Intentionally not linked.) It is literally the absolute worst thing on the internet. EVER. It's like what would happen if you tried giving yourself a lobotomy using an electric egg beater and zero anesthesia, except at least the lobotomy would end with the sweet, sweet embrace of death, while reading Crazy Tit's horrid little clusterfuck of a blog would only leave you with shame and a deep-seeded desire to end it all.