Avril Lavigne is Retarded
Avril Lavigne is now dating professional D-bag Brody Jenner, whom she traded up (down?) from her troll-faced ex-husband Deryck [sic] Whibley, and to commemorate the relationship the pair got matching "fuck" tattoos on their ribcages. How romantic.A source told RadarOnline.com that Avril and Brody looked awful when they arrived at the shop. "They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it. "Then nobody could believe it when they said they wanted the word F**K written on their ribs.
"Avril didn't even care that the only person available to ink her in the shop was an apprentice . She just said, 'I don't care do it.' "Neither of them seemed to stop and think about what they were doing, it was just one big laugh." (Source)
That is so an "Avril" thing to do. That chick is so rock and roll. You can tell by the way she's always giving the middle finger to cameras and getting wasted and having curse words indelibly inked to her body; not because the music she performs resembles anything close to actual "rock and roll." Having artistic abilities that match your image is so last decade.
A group of friends 10 or more all went to Las Vegas and they all got lightning bolt tattoos including Avril and Brody, but Avril and Brody did not get matching f**k tattoos, that is just made up crap.
Hey Stacey,
Your picture on the Web looks nothing like you. I remember you from the frame shop in Los Gatos. You spoke of your sister briefly. I didn't remember right away that you and I hung out In Santa Cruz Ca. at the Beach when we were kids with Barbara Mccain. When I painted your picture for the Olympiad Art Show in Los Gatos, who was that guy I met in the parking lot that approached me and said, "I don't appreaciate you painting pictures of the Lavigne family. The Police didn't even tell me who he was and wouldn't because I was so rude the way I just left him laying in the parking lot as I drove off.