Because we can't go a single goddamn week around here without another giant celebrity cheating scandal, David Boreanaz -- or, "Angel" as he will forever be known to me -- has come forward and admitted that he had an affair on his wife of nine years, Jamie Bergman, after his mistress tried to blackmail him.

"I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with," he said. "She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion."

Boreanaz fails to identify the mistress, but he was rumored to be carrying on an affair with Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel for months last year while his wife was pregnant. (Source)

Oh, well of course he only jeopardized his marriage for one of Tiger Woods whores, because that's creative. It's like these high-profile dudes who want to screw around on their wives are magnetically drawn to the first blonde skank (or in Jesse James case, brunette, swastika-covered skank) with a neon sign that reads: "Will sell you like a prison bitch for a pack of cigarettes." Sexy.