Now that his show is over and he's not a big enough bitch to be on "Dancing with the Washed-Up Has-Beens", Jon Gosselin is, for lack of a better word, flat friggin' broke. So of course, he's doing what everyone does when they need to earn money: Date a rich woman and sell your BMW.

"He has a new forty-something Washington, D.C., love interest," a Gosselin insider says in the new issue of Us Weekly, out now. "She's rich -- and he's hoping to have her back one of his projects."

But how attractive of an investment is a guy who can't even keep his car? "Jon is selling his BMW to raise cash until he gets a job," says another source close to the reality star, 33. "He's hoping to get $25,000 for it." (Jon bought the used M3 last year for $30,000.) (Source)

That's right, for the low, low cost of just $25,000, you too can own the car driven by that one guy from that show with the whiny kids and the shrieking blond harpy. Features include seating for you and eight other kids that you have no business taking care of, Onstar support so that you have someone to talk to when you're alone and drunk at 3 AM, and a car freshener to simulate Jon's own scent; a heady mix of soiled diapers, Ed Hardy Sangria and desperation.