This Is What Jesus Would Do

Mel-150410.jpgHey, you guys remember when Mel Gibson cheated on his wife with some random girl nobody heard about? And then she got pregnant and had a baby? Well, Mel Gibson is dumping her and their five month old baby.

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva, his Russian musician-singer girlfriend and mother of their 5-month-old daughter, have split after over a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE.

"They just drifted apart," says a close friend of the couple of the amicable split. "They're both working hard on their careers and trying to raise a sweet baby together. They're still friends and they'll both raise Lucia together." (Source)

You know, call me crazy but I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus says something like, "Hey, you know what's totally okay by me? Cheating on your wife of 30 years with some random girl, getting her pregnant, and then dumping them when you get tired." Granted, I also missed the part about driving drunk, being an anti-Semitic asshole and calling someone an asshole on live TV, but obviously, Mel must have found those passages. Either that or he's just weapons-grade douche.


2 Comments


True_Blue said:

Considering Mel has his own church, maybe he has his own Bible.


David Lloyd said:

The Book of Gibson maybe?