Brandon Davis, who you might remember as that greasy tub of lard who coined the term "Fire Crotch" has crawled out of whatever slimy little pit of obscurity he came from to say that Mischa Barton is fat, which is sort of like the slimy, doughy waste of a pot calling the kettle chubby.

Brandon Davis has found another way to bring negative attention to himself, taking to Twitterto call his ex-girlfriend Mischa Barton a fat hefer. He caught sight of her at a party for Nylon Wednesday night in LA and unleashed the following:

Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I'm gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer (Source)

As you can see, he's done a whole lot of growing up since noticing that Lindsay Lohan's pubic hair resembles the color of fire. You see, instead of yelling into a TMZ camera in a drunken, coke-induced haze, now he's yelling into Twitter in a drunken, crack-induced haze. It's a matter of baby steps really. Soon, this fleshy, sweat-drenched waste of a human being might even be yelling into the blogosphere in a drunken, meth-induced haze! Dare to dream, Brandon Davis, dare to dream!