BEHOLD! The 12-year-old lesbian on the cover of People magazine! Quake in fear at his freakishly large gum line! Shiver in horror at the smile that makes him look like Gary Busey in drag! Shriek with fright at the cold dead eyes that comes with months upon months of being lusted over by little girls and middle-aged woman who have no concept of reality or how a penis actually works! And scream with fear at his stupid haircut that makes him look like what would happen if Zac Efron and Brent Corrigan had a little baby lesbian! And the scariest part of all: He will not fucking go away.