Now that everyone knows Ricky Martin is gayer than Christmas (or at the very least, has irrefutable proof of it), Ricky's back in the limelight. And of course, as with all celebrities, there must be the unavoidable "you'll probably never do it, but we'll give you $1 Million to do porn!" deal from Vivid Vid- Wait, Raging Stallion? Really? Come on guys, you're better than this!

"We felt that Ricky Martin would be a perfect fit for Raging Stallion," Raging Stallion head Chris Ward. "Men have been fantasizing about having sex with him for years. We are no exception. Our fans would love to see Ricky and Austin fuck."

Ward added that he chose Austin for the pairing because of Wilde's current status as Raging Stallion Man of the Year.

"Austin is one of our hottest guys, and who better to put in bed with Ricky Martin?" (Source)

Look, I think we can all agree that now that it's stopped being the early aughts and he's stopped frosting his tips, Ricky Martin is now totally bangable. That being said, come on guys, you guys are better than publicity stunts! This is some Vivid Video crap. Now please, go back to making gritty, two-part movies centering a specific uniform fetish featuring Steve Cruz. Hey, don't knock the formula if it works.