Pictured above: 18 abdominal muscles and about 7 collective brain cells. Here are the Jersey Shore guys down in Miami (which I still think is false advertising) proving once and for all that if you do enough crunches, you can still be pretty hot even if you are legally brain-dead. I hate to admit it, but yeah, they are totally hot. It's like the cheerleader in high school who had huge boobs, yet regularly forgot how to spell her own name. All I'm saying is, thank God for reality TV's love of stupid, pretty people, otherwise it would be a lifetime of ordering things from infomercials or running for Senate in Louisiana.