So someone out there thought it would be a really great idea to reenact "The Hills" using little kids, thus combining the two things I hate more than anything ever. While I'm pretty sure making a six-year-old act like Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag might be considered child endangerment, they do manage to recreate the crippling stupidity, the self-involved narcissism, and Audrina's inability to look at anything other than the ceiling. Now, if we get mini-Spencer to slap on a flesh-colored pedo-beard, I honestly think it would be completely identical to the actual show.