Now that he's been fired by both his own wife and his own show for being a goddamn psychopath, Spencer Pratt has officially taken the "desperately suck up to anyone more famous than you who can get you a job" route by kissing "Jersey Shore's" ass like it's his wife's big plastic horseface.

@mtv @heidimontag and i are STARTING A JERSEY SHORE MARATHON DAY "GET CRAZY GET WILD" inspires me! Thanks MTV for the fist pumping!

I can't believe I never saw this first episode of the shore where the cast moves in ! BEST SHOW ever!!! I'm casting Pauly D and The Situation in my 3D film they will play ladies man lifeguards that live for the tanning and pussy!

New jersey shore = real world meets the sopranos. Tony Disanto great programming choice! This is better then kush. (Source)

Oh God, the crippling sense of desperation is strong on this one. I guess being a famewhore who looks remarkably like a child predator doesn't pay nearly as much as it used to. He better start kissing Snooki's ass even harder, because his employment opportunities aren't exactly looking too good ... Well, unless employers are looking for a guy whose resume consists of the phrase "I'm as stupid as I am useless."