On top of being fired by his wife for a glorified magic 8 ball, being forced off the show for being a violent asshole, and generally being just flat-out terrifyingly creepy to look at, Spencer Pratt has officially jumped on board the crazy train. I don't mean just regular "oh, look, he's eccentric!" crazy, I mean "people are watching me everyone's out to get me so let's stock up on guns and get a 500 mm lense to catch the helicopters that are spying on me" crazy.

The Hills star asked a paparzzo friend if he could borrow a monster  500 mm lense -which costs $10,000 -- so that he could take shots of the helicopters that he believes are circling the Pacific Palisades home that he shares with his wife Heidi Montag.

A source close to Pratt exclusively told RadarOnline.com: "Spencer is convinced that people are spying on him, so, he wanted the large 500mm lense so that he could take images of the helicopters in the sky.

"Spencer is a real conspiracy theory type of guy and he really takes his and Heidi's security very seriously.

"He has several guns inside the house and has employed private security guards to protect them in the past too." (Source)

Well, you'd be paranoid too if you were Spencer Pratt! Everyone loves you and everyone wants to be your bestest friend ever and ... Oh, wait, I forgot, this is Spencer Pratt. No one loves him. I think at this point the only thing he has to worry about is fining a bag of flaming dog poo on his doorstep. Of course, with that 500mm lense all those guns, those pesky 12-year-olds don't stand a chance.