Okay, pretty interesting: Essentially, "Up In The Air" is pretty much just "Jerry Maguire" without the sappy ending or the endless amounts of suck. (Pajiba)

Hey, kids, guess which singer is back on crack? If you guessed Courtney Love, you're wrong; he can't sing. (Yeeeah!)

Lindsay Lohan models her leggings, which are the perfect gift for the methadone clinic-bound you woman in your life. (The Blemish)

Okay, soooooo...yeah. Jessica Simpson looks surprisingly good without makeup. Who knew? (Seriously? OMG!)

Call me crazy, but I think Sarah Jessica Parker's cover shot for "Vogue" might have been shopped. How do I know? Let's just call it "Horse Sense." (Celebitchy)

Awwww, Jake Gyllenhaal has, like, the cutest puppy dog eyes ever. Oh, and he's a stone goddamn fox. Rrrrrrrow. (popbytes)

Say what you will about her, but Jennifer Aniston has got it going on. (BricksandStones)

Yeah, so those rumours about Michael Fassbender beating his girlfriend and stuff? Completely made up. Gosh, really? (Agent Bedhead)

Here's Rihanna's performance on "American Idol" last night, and for the most part, it was...Eh. (POTP)

Good news! Oprah is going to continue her reign as the single smartest person to ever have a talk show (who is not Conan O'Brien). (Evil Beet)