And this week's career assessment comes from...J-Lo! (Pajiba)

Oh my God, did Lindsay Lohan steal a Rolex? If you said "No", you're probably a gigantic idiot. (Yeeeah!)

Hayden Panettiere now looks less like an actress and more like she should be having a tea party on a lily pad. (The Blemish)

Awwwww, Zac Efron finally got his big-boy hair! (Seriously? OMG!)

Audrina Patridge threw a tantrum on the set of "The Hills", presumably because she saw something gross on the ceiling. (Celebitchy)

Ha! Shauna Sand got (altogether now) REEEEEEEEEEEEE-JECTED! (Celebslam)

A 12-year-old lesbian just disproved the existence of a loving God. (HollyWire)

Did ABC and FOX remove an ad from the air because the models were plus-sized? Probably, yeah. (CelebSmack)

Let's see...Fantastic episode of "Glee"? Check. Lookin' good on the street? Check. It's good to be Madonna right now. (popbytes)

Alright people, get ready for the single grossest celebrity couple EVER. (Evil Beet)

Jennifer Love Hewitt has her eyes set on some sparkly vampire peen. (Allie Is Wired)