Not only is the new "Nightmare On Elm Street" bad, but you can also blame it on George Bush. (Pajiba)

Halle Berry and her boyfriend broke up. Bad for them, but good for pretty much everyone else. (Yeeeah!)

Ever wondered what would happen if you mixed a bad Lady Gaga video with 5 A.M Skinemax on a budget of $7.34 and a button? Well Christina Aguilera has the answer! (The Blemish)

Courtney Love says she auditioned for the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Too bad Minnie Mouse already had a dealer. (Seriously? OMG!)

Get ready for the new "Sex and the City 2" poster to make you lose all faith in a loving God! (Celebitchy)

Wow, when the hell did Dawn Summers turn into Toot Braunstein? (Celebslam)

As if you need another reason to love Glee, they are completely oblivious of The 12-year-old lesbian. (HollyWire)

Ewwwww, Brooke Hogan looks even trashier than usual. (CelebSmack)

Oh Goddammit, who left Britney alone with hair care products? (popbytes)

Rihanna is gonna keep on with her concert, despite a broken rib. Meh, good for her I guess. (Evil Beet)

Only Jessica Alba could nearly burn down a hotel trying to cook fish sticks. (Allie Is Wired)