"The Sound Of Music" as communist propaganda? Yeah, sure, why not? Oh shut up, it made me laugh. (Pajiba)

That woman who's suing Steven Seagal for sexual harrassment? She has nude photos. Oh, and she says that she manipulates men using her sex appeal. (Yeeeah!)

I'm temporarily lifting my rampant apathy of Radiohead because Conan O'Brien covered their song, "Creep", and did one helluva* job. (The Blemish)

Holy crap, "South Park" celebrated its 200th episode last night? Epic. (Seriously? OMG!)

Guess who the most powerful gay in America is? Hint: She's the one banging Lindsay Bluth. (Celebitchy)

In other gay news, The Scissor Sisters have a new song out, and it is AWESOME. (popbytes)

And in even more gay person news (We're everywhere), Melissa and Tammy Etheridge split up. *Sad Panda* (BricksandStones)

So Dreamworks decided to pimp out Shrek to VMan, and believe me, the ensuing Rule 34 is about to make you feel reeeeeeeeeeally awkward. (Agent Bedhead)

Guess who got herself a shiny new pair of boobs? (POTP)

Meh, say what you will about her music, but dammit to hell if Katy Perry doesn't have one hell of a body. (Evil Beet)

*Did you know Firefox considers "Helluva" to be an actual word? Weird.