Seth MacFarlane is going to be directing his movie. Who's willing to bet that it's going to buh-LOW? (Pajiba)

You know you're career is seriously tanking when you can't even make it onto the cover of a 3rd-party Nintendo DS game. (Yeeeah!)

The new poster for Sex and the City 2: Sandy Vaginas is out, and god help me if it doesn't make the Middle East look like the gayest place on Earth. (The Blemish)

HA! Chace Crawford forgot to zip up his fly! (Seriously? OMG!)

Ryan Phillippe is tired of getting dumped on for breaking up with Reese Witherspoon. Seriously? Didn't that happen years ago? (Celebitchy)

Here's Lea Michele looking damn good at the "Glee" premiere party. On a side note: Glee! Tonight! YAY! (BricksandStones)

Ryan Reynolds' costume for the new "Green Lantern" movie might be entirely CGI. I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing. (Agent Bedhead)

Ugh, gross, one of The Real Housewives wants to be on "Dancing With The Stars". (POTP)

No way, rewarding thieves for stealing from rich people by giving them their own show actually ended badly? Well consider my jaw just DROPPED. (Evil Beet)