Here's a list of every "- The Poor Man's -" actor out there. And yes, you will shit bricks. (Pajiba)

Oh haha, Christina Hendricks eating a melon. Get it? It's because she has huge glorious tits. (Yeeeah!)

So Sandra Bullock has finally been seen out and about without her wedding ring. Take THAT, Jesse James! (The Blemish)

Awwww, looks like Mariska Hargitay didn't wear the same ugly dress as Sherly Crowe and Tina Fey. (Seriously? OMG!)

Wow, so when exactly the hell did Scott Baio turn into a raging asshole? High talk coming from Bob Loblaw. (Celebitchy)

I think the only thing better than some random guy grabbing Kelly Ripa's ass is some random gay guy grabbing it. Kelly Ripa has a power over us. (BricksandStones)

Ooooo boy, a double! Here's Cameron Diaz displaying her "Oral talents" along with a quick thing about her upcoming crappy movie. (Agent Bedhead)

So it looks like the only good part about "American Idol" was betrayed by Ryan Seacrest. Nice. (POTP)

Alright, you've all been so good I'm giving you an extra dose of man-pretty today. Woo! (popbytes)