Roger Ebert does not much care for your fancy video entertainment units. Here's why he's wrong. (Pajiba)

Lindsay Lohan failed to show up to her deposition again because...*Shakes Magic 8 Ball*...because she was too hungover to hail a taxi. (Yeeeah!)

Kim Kardashian now says she regrets doing Playboy. I'm assuming it was because it didn't get her enough publicity. (The Blemish)

HA! J-Lo got upstaged by a dog in a wheelchair. (Seriously? OMG!)

Naomi Campbell's latest bitchfit in a nutshell. ABC: "Hey, did you ever receive a blood diamond?" Naomi: "FUCK YOU! *Punches Camera*" (Celebitchy)

Good: Bea Arthur has risen from the grave! Not so good: For PETA. (popbytes)

Kate Gosselin hasn't had sex in a year. To be fair though, after eight kids, would she even be able to feel it? (BricksandStones)

Snooki's disturbingly sexy boyfriend says she cheated on him. Oh God, are we really going down this road? (POTP)

A sequel to "Men In Black"? Gosh, I bet 90's me is just giddy with anticipation! (Evil Beet)