As it turns out, Kick-Ass might not kick quite as much as it thinks it does. (Pajiba)

Kiefer Sutherland is doing great. And by "doing great", I mean he got kicked out of a strip club. Shirtless. (Yeeeah!)

Cristiano Ronaldo and Kim Kardashian are banging now because well a-doy, of course they are. (The Blemish)

Guess which show Stacey loves crossed the 100 episode line last night? (Seriously? OMG!)

Heidi Montag might have back problems due to her giant fake tits. No way, really? (Celebitchy)

Holy mother of GOD, what the hell happened to Kate Gosselin? (Celebslam)

Kelly Osbourne says that if Canada stops it's seal hunting, she will dress up as a 12-year-old lesbian. (HollyWire)

Peter Steele of Type O Negative died. Really this time. Our condolences. (CelebSmack)

The only good part of American Idol nearly left the show. (Evil Beet)

Crazy Tits has a new song or something about how she gave a DJ herpaghonnasyphilis, and if you look closely you can see Zachary Sire's new obsession. (popbytes)

Here are some new clips from "Toy Story 3". And yes, they are pretty goddamn fantastic. (Allie Is Wired)